So its a friday night, i have my glass of redwine and a pocketfull of anger to share, are you holding your private bits and hoping for some excitement?
First : What the fuck are we supposed to do after 30? I mean, ive lived like i only have 30 years on this planet and did everthing i can to destroy myself.. now im still here? I cant get pissface drunk anymore cause thats boring, and just looks sad in public.. i mean, no one wants to see a middle aged man puking on the street.. its just not cool...So what now, all i we have left to deal with is wifes or girlfriends to keep happy with your non-18year old bodies and earn money and spend it on not getting a heart attack or on your next holiday which seems so far away, space travel will be accessible for grannies in walking frames before it comes to reality. If you have the answer, please let me know otherwise some sod will be cleaning my puke off the pavement in the morning...
Secondly : I would like to complain about the size of my dick. I mean, all the guys in the porn movies have 3 fucking forearms, but no.. i have to have a ordinary (by ordinary i mean probably smaller than average) cock...And my poor girlfriend ( bless her i love her very much for it) has to deal with that and she cannot get the rogering which i presume most girls want some time? Do girls with small boobs feel the same? If so.. give us a shout out.. cause i would love to know? Cause i have never heard of any man complain about a small cunt? Actually.. no wait.. i have before.. but he is now gay so he was probably trying to fuck her in the arse.
Finally lets talk music...
Fantastic tracks i found or just re-found this week...
1. The Naked and Famous : Punching in a dream
Lets admit it, this song is MGMT's "Time to Pretent" from a few years back.. its going to blow the summer apart.. last time round was a good summer, lets hope for similar.!!
2. Los Campesinos : You me dancing
I mean.. come on, a man admitting he cannot dance, what more do you want? Well ask these two girls and they will tell you its so much more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bcq7CC7R74&feature=related
3. White Lies : Bigger than us
Wow, what a gig, saw them at the shepherds bush O2.. and this song just blew everyone away, its kind of an anthem but so much more than just a sing along. Watch out for these guys headlining some big shows in the UK soon.
4: Pink Floyd : Wish you were here
Wow, what a song.. saw a band cover this and it just stays on of the greatest songs ever written.
If you have ever missed someone... then listen to this.
5:Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Nature Boy
Well, what i can say about this song.. it just cheers me up everytime i hear it (thankyou shuffle on my ipod). It somehow makes me feel there is a need for all of us on this chunk of carbon based matter.
So to let all of that go.. ill just chill out with mr cave and the rest of my glass of Rioja...
Till next time cocksuckers and stamplickers...
Mr Night
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