Oooh sg mayor is that your pistol... or...

So its a friday night, i have my glass of redwine and a pocketfull of anger to share, are you holding your private bits and hoping for some excitement?

First : What the fuck are we supposed to do after 30? I mean, ive lived like i only have 30 years on this planet and did everthing i can to destroy myself.. now im still here? I cant get pissface drunk anymore cause thats boring, and just looks sad in public.. i mean, no one wants to see a middle aged man puking on the street.. its just not cool...So what now, all i we have left to deal with is wifes or girlfriends to keep happy with your non-18year old bodies and earn money and spend it on not getting a heart attack or on your next holiday which seems so far away, space travel will be accessible for grannies in walking frames before it comes to reality. If you have the answer, please let me know otherwise some sod will be cleaning my puke off the pavement in the morning...

Secondly : I would like to complain about the size of my dick. I mean, all the guys in the porn movies have 3 fucking forearms, but no.. i have to have a ordinary (by ordinary i mean probably smaller than average) cock...And my poor girlfriend ( bless her i love her very much for it) has to deal with that and she cannot get the rogering which i presume most girls want some time? Do girls with small boobs feel the same? If so.. give us a shout out.. cause i would love to know? Cause i have never heard of any man complain about a small cunt? Actually.. no wait.. i have before.. but he is now gay so he was probably trying to fuck her in the arse.

Finally lets talk music...

Fantastic tracks i found or just re-found this week...

1. The Naked and Famous : Punching in a dream
Lets admit it, this song is MGMT's "Time to Pretent" from a few years back.. its going to blow the summer apart.. last time round was a good summer, lets hope for similar.!!

2. Los Campesinos : You me dancing
I mean.. come on, a man admitting he cannot dance, what more do you want? Well ask these two girls and they will tell you its so much more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bcq7CC7R74&feature=related

3. White Lies : Bigger than us
Wow, what a gig, saw them at the shepherds bush O2.. and this song just blew everyone away, its kind of an anthem but so much more than just a sing along. Watch out for these guys headlining some big shows in the UK soon.

4: Pink Floyd : Wish you were here
Wow, what a song.. saw a band cover this and it just stays on of the greatest songs ever written.
If you have ever missed someone... then listen to this.

5:Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Nature Boy
Well, what i can say about this song.. it just cheers me up everytime i hear it (thankyou shuffle on my ipod). It somehow makes me feel there is a need for all of us on this chunk of carbon based matter.

So to let all of that go.. ill just chill out with mr cave and the rest of my glass of Rioja...
Till next time cocksuckers and stamplickers...
Mr Night

What the fuuuucckkk.. biaattchhesss...

P.S.. the word fuck gets used a lot in this post.
Im listening to The 59' sound by the Gaslight Anthem as i write this... as a kind of moodsetter i guess.
Im going to be talking about failure and lack of reaching greats once dreamt of...
Where were we going 5 years ago when we started this blog? Yes we were taking too much fucking cocaine at that point and we had pipe dreams of making it big in the music industry just because we knew what a good tune sounded like... but now its god dammit 5 years later and i still have those same dreams.. just nowhere to live it out onto.
God i hate sitting at my desk working at some building which is going to be great for someone else to enjoy one day... no not me, in not going to enjoy it.. i get a few pictures to keep for the kids someday and say..daddy built that.. thats if i can have kids, fuck ive taken so much drugs and drank so muck i dont think i can have any living sperm left, but anyway, i think those bastards are pretty sturdy...
Back to the point... we started this blog to inform the people of this fucking oil soaked planet that there is good music out there...but whats the point of all that, your not going to listening to anything if we dont provide it on a golden plate and force you to listen to it... but frankly i dont give a fucking shit... if you dont listen then you wont ever and simon cowell will be your god forever..
I have a lot to get off my chest so bear with me...

Anyway..so 5 years later.. the best 5 albums i can recall now... in no fucking significant order of any means....

5. Arcade Fire - Funeral

What you gonna say.. cant say much... if you have heard it you are probably a fan.. but its as beautifull as a 16 year old's tight behind... there i said it.

4.The Black Keys - Rubber Factory

Actually this is a shout out to the entire existance of this great band.. everything they have done is as good as a chocalate sundae off a strippers behind... cant say more than that.

3. Glasvegas - Glasvegas

This album means more to me than probably most.. but i think it has more emotion than a middle eastern stoning...but hey everyone to themself... enjoy, weep, laugh.. its great.

2. Longwave - Secrets are Sinister

What do i like about this... i like the fact that i cannot stop listening to it.. do i need a better reason, no i dont..

1. The Gaslight Anthem - The 59 Sound

What an album, no bad songs, all reminding you of something horrible from you past and making you move on. Cant fault it and its a go-to album for me... so there.

Otherwise, its been a long time, i miss my fellow blogger on this site and his energy is missed surely.
From then if been hit in the head very hard by stuff, puked a lot from too much booze and been drunker than what i should have been... but its been a good ride and i wont swop it for the world.

Peace out and i hope this is a return for good.
Oh.. and fuck you.