Your idiotic boss who is less qualified than you but is paid astoundingly more than you hands you a impossible deadline at 3.18pm on a friday afternoon, and the free staff drinks downstairs starts at 4:30pm....
The picture on the left indicates what happens when too many of these type of deadlines occur...
This however still leaves you with 48 minutes to complete the deadline, taking into consideration that the average length of a song amounts to 3.5min which gives you have 13 songs to get you amped, the work done and down to that free bar in time grab a cold brew and to chat up the office hottie...AARRRGG!!!
Phase 1: You are furiously angry...
01. Rammstein - Feuer Frei (Mutter)
02. System of a down - This cocaine makes me feel like i'm on this song (Mezmerize)
03. Dropkick Murphys - Your Spirits Alive (The Warriors Code)
04. The Vines - F.T.W aka "F*ck the World" (Winning Days)
05. The Used - Liar Liar (Burn in Hell) - Lies for the Liars
Phase 2 : Keep the pace going "thinking you are actually gonna finish this rediculous deadline"
06. My Chemical Romance - To the End ( Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
07. Lostprophets - Five is a four letter word (The fake sound of progress)
08. The Faint - I Disappear (Wet from Birth)
09. Muse - Assassin (Black Holes and Revelations)
10. Panic! At the Disco - Time to Dance ( A fever you cant sweat out)
Phase 3 : You are a machine, nothing can stop you now...
11. Finch - Post Script ( What it is to burn )
12. The Bravery - Every word is a knife in my ear ( The sun and the Moon)
13. Yellowcard - Lights and Sounds ( Lights and Sounds)
14. Arctic Monkeys - D is for Dangerous (Favourite Worst Nightmare)
Phase 5 : Deadline has been crushed , you are invincible... take that wedding ring off your finger and go and get that foxy little secretary with the tight little a$$...!! Ha Ha Ha
Enjoy, from The Man!!
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