Title, you cant handle my title!!

So its another friday night, its pretty darn steamy out there...London in the heat, its a crazy place.
Well i have my red wine and a certain mr cave blaring on the speakers...

Tonight i want to speak/complain about you people from the United States of FUCKWADS!!
How did you as a nation manage to get so annoying...? In the nineties and early millenium you were all fat and lazy and never left your precious little piece of turf, because you probably didnt know where anywhere else was in the first place..
Now in post 2010,your a bunch of nerdy looking blokes and half naked ugly woman that roam the streets of europe getting drunk and looking for cheap thrills. Its like an entire nation watched Eurotrip and then SuperBad right after each other and then moulded their society on that basis. I ask nicely that you leave here now and return to your mothership, you are smudging what was once beautiful europe.

Lets cue a song..Raconteurs - Steady as she goes.

Yes, i must admit its all very nice and diplomatic that "not so" beautifull boys and girls can dress up and still get the hot guy and girl that they are dreaming over, like in these cheesy movies hollywood seems to pump out like last nights mexican food... But that still leaves room for the hot girls and guys that treated you like shit before the nerdolution started.. so its not a solution its a loop..!! Dont you see it..probably not otherwise you would have realised how many times in one sentence you actually say.."Oh my god" with variable exclamations and pitches...LOUD AND IN PUBLIC!!

Cue new song... The Last shadow Puppets - The age of the understatement

Finally i would just like to say, there is something really wrong with your society and you should really have that looked at..

Peace out you normal people of the world.. FUCK OFF you american scum.

For an outtro... Silversun Pickups - Little Lover's so polite
Mr Night, Michael Night