Title, you cant handle my title!!

So its another friday night, its pretty darn steamy out there...London in the heat, its a crazy place.
Well i have my red wine and a certain mr cave blaring on the speakers...

Tonight i want to speak/complain about you people from the United States of FUCKWADS!!
How did you as a nation manage to get so annoying...? In the nineties and early millenium you were all fat and lazy and never left your precious little piece of turf, because you probably didnt know where anywhere else was in the first place..
Now in post 2010,your a bunch of nerdy looking blokes and half naked ugly woman that roam the streets of europe getting drunk and looking for cheap thrills. Its like an entire nation watched Eurotrip and then SuperBad right after each other and then moulded their society on that basis. I ask nicely that you leave here now and return to your mothership, you are smudging what was once beautiful europe.

Lets cue a song..Raconteurs - Steady as she goes.

Yes, i must admit its all very nice and diplomatic that "not so" beautifull boys and girls can dress up and still get the hot guy and girl that they are dreaming over, like in these cheesy movies hollywood seems to pump out like last nights mexican food... But that still leaves room for the hot girls and guys that treated you like shit before the nerdolution started.. so its not a solution its a loop..!! Dont you see it..probably not otherwise you would have realised how many times in one sentence you actually say.."Oh my god" with variable exclamations and pitches...LOUD AND IN PUBLIC!!

Cue new song... The Last shadow Puppets - The age of the understatement

Finally i would just like to say, there is something really wrong with your society and you should really have that looked at..

Peace out you normal people of the world.. FUCK OFF you american scum.

For an outtro... Silversun Pickups - Little Lover's so polite
Mr Night, Michael Night

Oooh sg mayor is that your pistol... or...

So its a friday night, i have my glass of redwine and a pocketfull of anger to share, are you holding your private bits and hoping for some excitement?

First : What the fuck are we supposed to do after 30? I mean, ive lived like i only have 30 years on this planet and did everthing i can to destroy myself.. now im still here? I cant get pissface drunk anymore cause thats boring, and just looks sad in public.. i mean, no one wants to see a middle aged man puking on the street.. its just not cool...So what now, all i we have left to deal with is wifes or girlfriends to keep happy with your non-18year old bodies and earn money and spend it on not getting a heart attack or on your next holiday which seems so far away, space travel will be accessible for grannies in walking frames before it comes to reality. If you have the answer, please let me know otherwise some sod will be cleaning my puke off the pavement in the morning...

Secondly : I would like to complain about the size of my dick. I mean, all the guys in the porn movies have 3 fucking forearms, but no.. i have to have a ordinary (by ordinary i mean probably smaller than average) cock...And my poor girlfriend ( bless her i love her very much for it) has to deal with that and she cannot get the rogering which i presume most girls want some time? Do girls with small boobs feel the same? If so.. give us a shout out.. cause i would love to know? Cause i have never heard of any man complain about a small cunt? Actually.. no wait.. i have before.. but he is now gay so he was probably trying to fuck her in the arse.

Finally lets talk music...

Fantastic tracks i found or just re-found this week...

1. The Naked and Famous : Punching in a dream
Lets admit it, this song is MGMT's "Time to Pretent" from a few years back.. its going to blow the summer apart.. last time round was a good summer, lets hope for similar.!!

2. Los Campesinos : You me dancing
I mean.. come on, a man admitting he cannot dance, what more do you want? Well ask these two girls and they will tell you its so much more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bcq7CC7R74&feature=related

3. White Lies : Bigger than us
Wow, what a gig, saw them at the shepherds bush O2.. and this song just blew everyone away, its kind of an anthem but so much more than just a sing along. Watch out for these guys headlining some big shows in the UK soon.

4: Pink Floyd : Wish you were here
Wow, what a song.. saw a band cover this and it just stays on of the greatest songs ever written.
If you have ever missed someone... then listen to this.

5:Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Nature Boy
Well, what i can say about this song.. it just cheers me up everytime i hear it (thankyou shuffle on my ipod). It somehow makes me feel there is a need for all of us on this chunk of carbon based matter.

So to let all of that go.. ill just chill out with mr cave and the rest of my glass of Rioja...
Till next time cocksuckers and stamplickers...
Mr Night

What the fuuuucckkk.. biaattchhesss...

P.S.. the word fuck gets used a lot in this post.
Im listening to The 59' sound by the Gaslight Anthem as i write this... as a kind of moodsetter i guess.
Im going to be talking about failure and lack of reaching greats once dreamt of...
Where were we going 5 years ago when we started this blog? Yes we were taking too much fucking cocaine at that point and we had pipe dreams of making it big in the music industry just because we knew what a good tune sounded like... but now its god dammit 5 years later and i still have those same dreams.. just nowhere to live it out onto.
God i hate sitting at my desk working at some building which is going to be great for someone else to enjoy one day... no not me, in not going to enjoy it.. i get a few pictures to keep for the kids someday and say..daddy built that.. thats if i can have kids, fuck ive taken so much drugs and drank so muck i dont think i can have any living sperm left, but anyway, i think those bastards are pretty sturdy...
Back to the point... we started this blog to inform the people of this fucking oil soaked planet that there is good music out there...but whats the point of all that, your not going to listening to anything if we dont provide it on a golden plate and force you to listen to it... but frankly i dont give a fucking shit... if you dont listen then you wont ever and simon cowell will be your god forever..
I have a lot to get off my chest so bear with me...

Anyway..so 5 years later.. the best 5 albums i can recall now... in no fucking significant order of any means....

5. Arcade Fire - Funeral

What you gonna say.. cant say much... if you have heard it you are probably a fan.. but its as beautifull as a 16 year old's tight behind... there i said it.

4.The Black Keys - Rubber Factory

Actually this is a shout out to the entire existance of this great band.. everything they have done is as good as a chocalate sundae off a strippers behind... cant say more than that.

3. Glasvegas - Glasvegas

This album means more to me than probably most.. but i think it has more emotion than a middle eastern stoning...but hey everyone to themself... enjoy, weep, laugh.. its great.

2. Longwave - Secrets are Sinister

What do i like about this... i like the fact that i cannot stop listening to it.. do i need a better reason, no i dont..

1. The Gaslight Anthem - The 59 Sound

What an album, no bad songs, all reminding you of something horrible from you past and making you move on. Cant fault it and its a go-to album for me... so there.

Otherwise, its been a long time, i miss my fellow blogger on this site and his energy is missed surely.
From then if been hit in the head very hard by stuff, puked a lot from too much booze and been drunker than what i should have been... but its been a good ride and i wont swop it for the world.

Peace out and i hope this is a return for good.
Oh.. and fuck you.

MARS VOLTA live review

...was at Mars Volta last night... all i have to say is...ABSOLUTE CHAOS!





...but i liked it.

We're back Biaatches!

helloo...

ok there has been a slight relapse at our blogspot.... a year has passed... not sure what happened... evidently nothing...not sure why... but anyhoo... we're back biaaatches!

going to see The Mars Volta tonight! so a review of one of the best live acts are in order...

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Your Boss just handed you another impossible deadline...

Your idiotic boss who is less qualified than you but is paid astoundingly more than you hands you a impossible deadline at 3.18pm on a friday afternoon, and the free staff drinks downstairs starts at 4:30pm....

The picture on the left indicates what happens when too many of these type of deadlines occur...

This however still leaves you with 48 minutes to complete the deadline, taking into consideration that the average length of a song amounts to 3.5min which gives you have 13 songs to get you amped, the work done and down to that free bar in time grab a cold brew and to chat up the office hottie...AARRRGG!!!

Phase 1: You are furiously angry...

01. Rammstein - Feuer Frei (Mutter)
02. System of a down - This cocaine makes me feel like i'm on this song (Mezmerize)
03. Dropkick Murphys - Your Spirits Alive (The Warriors Code)
04. The Vines - F.T.W aka "F*ck the World" (Winning Days)
05. The Used - Liar Liar (Burn in Hell) - Lies for the Liars

Phase 2 : Keep the pace going "thinking you are actually gonna finish this rediculous deadline"

06. My Chemical Romance - To the End ( Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge)
07. Lostprophets - Five is a four letter word (The fake sound of progress)
08. The Faint - I Disappear (Wet from Birth)
09. Muse - Assassin (Black Holes and Revelations)
10. Panic! At the Disco - Time to Dance ( A fever you cant sweat out)

Phase 3 : You are a machine, nothing can stop you now...

11. Finch - Post Script ( What it is to burn )
12. The Bravery - Every word is a knife in my ear ( The sun and the Moon)
13. Yellowcard - Lights and Sounds ( Lights and Sounds)
14. Arctic Monkeys - D is for Dangerous (Favourite Worst Nightmare)

Phase 5 : Deadline has been crushed , you are invincible... take that wedding ring off your finger and go and get that foxy little secretary with the tight little a$$...!! Ha Ha Ha
Enjoy, from The Man!!